Sample outputs

What destruction looks like

Six real roast personas. Your CV will get the same treatment.

The Overqualified Underachiever

Senior Engineer, 8 yrs exp

8 years of experience, 0 years of impact — congrats on your tenure.

Listed Python as a skill. Used it once in 2019 to rename files.

Your summary says passionate. Your job history says napping.

Tone: Snarky

The Fresh Graduate

CS Graduate, 0 yrs exp

Led a team of 1. That team was you. You led yourself. Barely.

Microsoft Office listed under Technical Skills. Bold move.

4 internships, 4 different industries — pick a lane.

Tone: Gordon Ramsay

The Career Switcher

Marketing → Product, 5 yrs

Synergised cross-functional stakeholders. Said nothing. Impressive.

Gap year listed as Self-discovery. Recruiter read: unemployed.

Skills: Excel, PowerPoint, Figma. This is a vibe board, not a CV.

Tone: Corporate Speak

The Serial Job Hopper

6 jobs in 4 years

6 jobs in 4 years. Your LinkedIn looks like a slot machine.

Every role says 'Led initiatives'. None say 'finished them'.

Reason for leaving: growth opportunities. Translation: fired or bored.

Tone: Snarky

The PhD Who Wants Industry

PhD, 0 shipped products

7 years of research. Zero lines of production code. Bold move.

Publications: 4. Shipped products: 0. Industry is different.

Skills include LaTeX. Recruiters do not know what that is.

Tone: Silicon Valley Bro

The 10-Year Same Company Person

One employer, 10 years

One employer for 10 years. Loyal or unemployable — recruiter is unsure.

Three promotions, zero quantified results. Numbers exist. Use them.

Last updated: 2019. The world has changed. This CV has not.

Tone: Received Pronunciation

The fix

What the rewrite looks like

Same CV. After the AI gets hold of it.

Before

32

ATS score

After

86

ATS score

Before

Responsible for managing social media accounts and helping with content.

After

Grew Instagram following from 4k to 22k in 6 months by overhauling content calendar and introducing Reels-first strategy.

Before

Worked on improving the checkout process which led to better conversion.

After

Redesigned checkout flow (3 → 1 page) reducing drop-off by 34% and adding £180k in annual revenue.

Before

Assisted senior engineers with various backend tasks and bug fixes.

After

Resolved 47 production bugs across payments and auth services, cutting P1 incident rate by 60% in Q3 2024.

What was fixed

  • Removed 11 buzzwords (synergised, leveraged, passionate…)
  • Added metrics to 6 of 8 work experience bullets
  • Rewrote Professional Summary (was 3 sentences of nothing)
  • Moved Skills section above Education
  • Trimmed to 1 page — removed filler responsibilities
  • Fixed 3 ATS formatting issues (table layout, headers, fonts)

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