How long does it take?

Under 30 seconds for the roast. The rewrite is usually 20–40 seconds depending on CV length.

Can I use it for free?

The roast is completely free. The ATS-optimised rewrite costs $4.99 (or ₹199 in India). One-time. No subscription.

What if I hate the roast?

The AI doesn't have feelings or grudges — it reads what's there. If a line feels unfair, ask yourself why it landed.

CV Destroyed — AI Roasts Your CV So Recruiters Don't Have To

AI roasts your CV so recruiters don't have to.

2,800 CVs destroyed so far

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Roast

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Drop your CV here

PDF or DOCX

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No CV stored after processing·

Results in under 30 seconds·

Used in 40+ countries·

One-time payment, no subscription

The process

Three steps to enlightenment

Upload your CV

PDF or DOCX. No login. No judgment. (Yet.)

Get destroyed

AI reads every line. Finds every lie. Roasts every buzzword.

Get fixed

A rewritten CV that is honest, ATS-ready, and actually good.

Sample outputs

What destruction looks like

The Overqualified Underachiever

Senior Engineer, 8 yrs exp

8 years of experience, 0 years of impact — congrats on your tenure.

Listed Python as a skill. Used it once in 2019 to rename files.

Your summary says passionate. Your job history says napping.

Tone: Snarky

The Fresh Graduate

CS Graduate, 0 yrs exp

Led a team of 1. That team was you. You led yourself. Barely.

Microsoft Office listed under Technical Skills. Bold move.

4 internships, 4 different industries — pick a lane.

Tone: Gordon Ramsay

The Career Switcher

Marketing → Product, 5 yrs

Synergised cross-functional stakeholders. Said nothing. Impressive.

Gap year listed as Self-discovery. Recruiter read: unemployed.

Skills: Excel, PowerPoint, Figma. This is a vibe board, not a CV.

Tone: Corporate Speak

Social proof

People who survived the destruction

“I cried laughing. Then I cried for real. Then I got 3 interviews. Worth every rupee.”

Rahul K.

Software Engineer, Bangalore

“The Gordon Ramsay mode called my CV a culinary disaster. The rewrite got me a final round at Monzo.”

Sophie L.

Product Manager, London

“Listed Excel as a skill. The AI said — and I quote — absolutely not. Fixed. Got the job.”

Alex J.

Recent Grad, Toronto

* Testimonials are illustrative. Results may vary depending on how bad your CV actually is.

FAQ

Questions we get asked

No. Your CV is processed in memory and deleted immediately after. We never store, read, or share your document. The only thing we keep is the roast — and that lives rent-free in your head.

PDF and DOCX. If your file is in another format, convert it to PDF first — most word processors can do this in one click. We do not support scanned images or photos of your CV printed on paper.

Under 30 seconds for the roast. The rewrite is slightly longer — usually 20–40 seconds depending on CV length. If it takes more than a minute, your CV may have been too long to process in one go.

The roast is completely free. Destruction costs nothing. The ATS-optimised rewrite — the part that actually fixes things — costs $4.99 (or ₹199 in India). One-time. No subscription. No upsells.

You're probably in denial. The AI doesn't have feelings or grudges — it just reads what's there. If a line feels unfair, ask yourself why it landed. That discomfort is the product working as intended.